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30 days. One mission.

30 days to look hot, feel good & get our shit together.

We're not losing ourselves in motherhood.

I'm in: Join Mission MILF™
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Get our shit together

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Look hot

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Feel good

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Get our shit together ● Look hot ● Feel good ●

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You love your kids. You love your family.

But somewhere between the school drop-offs, laundry piles, grocery runs, appointments, work, dishes, and taking care of literally everyone else… you got pushed to the bottom of your own list.

Mission MILF™ is your excuse to put yourself back on it.

  • Not by completely overhauling your life.
  • Not by waking up at 5 AM, eating chicken and broccoli out of Tupperware, or suddenly becoming the most organized woman on the internet.

For the next 30 days, we're doing small, realistic things that help us look hotter, feel better, and get our shit together.

And we're doing it together.

Founding Challenge

$30
One payment. 30 days. No subscription.
I'm in — Join Mission MILF™

Your Mission MILF Membership
Includes:

  • The complete 30-day challenge
  • Three workouts per week
  • Daily micro-missions
  • Hot Mom Walks
  • Bare Minimum Meals
  • Live expert chats
  • Our private community
  • Giveaways
  • Accountability for the entire month
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What you're getting

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3 workouts a week

Simple workouts designed to fit into real life.

Do them at home. Do them at the gym. Use dumbbells or use your body weight.

We're not training for the Olympics. We're trying to feel strong, hot, and accomplished without rearranging our entire lives.

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Hot mom walks

Get outside. Put your headphones in. Listen to music, a podcast, or absolutely nothing.

Sometimes getting your shit together starts with getting out of your house.

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Daily micro-missions

Every day you'll get one small mission built around our three pillars:

Look hot.Feel good.Get your shit together.

Some will take five minutes.

Some might push you slightly outside your comfort zone.

None of them require you to become a different person.

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Bare minimum meals

Because "what the hell am I going to eat?" shouldn't require a 45-minute Pinterest search.

You'll get easy breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack and dessert ideas for the days when you need something better than eating your kid's leftover chicken nuggets over the sink.

Healthy-ish. Realistic. Actually good.

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Live expert chats

We'll bring in experts throughout the challenge to help us tackle the things we're actually trying to improve—with the opportunity to ask questions live.

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The Mission MILF community

A private community of women doing the exact same thing you are.

Celebrate the wins. Admit when the day went completely to shit. Ask questions. Find accountability. Make friends.

You do not have to do this alone.

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Giveaways + surprises

Because doing something for yourself should also be fun.

We'll have giveaways and surprises throughout the 30 days exclusively for Mission MILF members.

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You spend your entire life showing up for everybody else.

Give yourself 30 days to show up for you.

Mission MILF™ starts October 26th.

See you inside, MILF. 💋

I'm in — Join Mission MILF™
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This is not a weight-loss challenge.

There are no before-and-after photos required.
No goal weight.
No punishment for missing a workout.
The goal is simple:

At the end of these 30 days, I want you to feel more like YOU than you did when you started.

Maybe that means you're stronger.

Maybe you finally cleaned out the closet that's been pissing you off for six months.

It doesn't have to be dramatic to make a difference.

Who is Mission MILF for?

Katie lying on the kitchen counter with a glass of wine and banana bread
The mom who looks in the mirror and thinks, Okay… where the hell did I go?
The woman who has spent so much time taking care of everyone else that she doesn't remember the last time she intentionally did something for herself.
The mom who wants to work out again—but doesn't want fitness to become her entire personality.
The woman who wants to feel hotter, stronger, more confident, more organized, more social, or just a little more alive.

The mom who keeps saying:

"I need to get my shit together."

Hi.
You found your people.